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House Bland / Friend

You've never had friends like us... and that's probably a good thing. If you've been invited to an event, please visit the link in your invite. Otherwise, choose from the following options.

Kristen won't text me back

That will happen. It's not personal, but you do have options!

  • Text her again... and again...and again.
  • Send her additional messages that solely consist of her least favorite words. "Moist" is a good place to start. Repeat for best results.
  • If it's REALLY important, you can text Jason. But Jason makes no guarantees that his intervention will lead to a prompt reply.
  • Wait it out. She will eventually reply.